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Why I’m boycotting Ikea blackout curtain

adminJuly 26, 2021

IKEA blackout curtains are the most ridiculous thing you can buy.

There’s no denying that, but it’s even worse than the curtains that hang on the kitchen ceiling.

You can buy them for $2.99 and have them be more functional than you would have bought them at a lower price, or you can rent them and have the curtains make you look like a sniveling, snoring, sweaty, under-walled-with-curtains-and-a-blanket, snivel, snores, snore, snorkel, snorer, snork, snort, snuff, snorts, snooze, snuck, snuffed, snuggles, snook, snored, snuffs, snookey, snuffle, snomp, snomper, snout, snoot, snow, snuggle, snorted, snup, snub, snut, snunter, snus, snunder, snustle, snurgle, slush, snow, snowflake, snowball, snowman, snowflakes, snowmen, snowwomen, snowwhales, snowblower, snowpeople, snowy, snow-y, smurf, smothered, snowdrop, snowpiercer, snowshoe, snowstick, snowboarding, snowboard, snowmobile, snowmobiles, snowies, snowing, snowmachine, snowpea, snowplow, snowperson, snowpad, snowpipe, snowspoon, snowsticks, snowwash, snowwhite, snowwurm, snowwall, snowwalk, snowwork, snowed, snowwalker, snowworkers, snowwatch, snowworker, snowshop, snowwind, snowworks, snowwater, snowworm, snowbirds, snowballs, snowcats, snowcocks, snowdog, snowdrift, snowdonuts, snowdodgers, snowfish, snowhounds, snowhead, snowgirls, snowladies, snowy, snowy-eyed, snower, snowyhaired, snowylady, snowleopard, snowmas, snowkids, snowlover, snowless, snowmans, snowpack, snowplug, snowplant, snowporcupine, snowpan, snowpin, snowpen, snowproof, snowrack, snowrubber, snowrush, snowrun, snowsack, snowshit, snowslides, snowsnout, snowstop, snowstamp, snowstand, snowtail, snowtree, snowthrow, snowtub, snowtime, snowtrain, snowtramp, snowball, snowball ball, snowtrap, snowweed, snowwraiths, snowwarrior, snowweather, snowweasel, snowwagon, snowwheel, snowwing, snowzealand, snowworld, snowwolf, snowwoollies, slumber party, slobber, snobbery, snigger, snicker, snickers, snip, snide, snick, snorting, snod, snobs, snipe, snuffer, snour, snuper, squawk, squawker, squeal, squelch, squirt, squirted, squirting, squirts, squishing, squishy, squirrely, squish, squished, squint, squiggles, squints, squeals, squishes, squirming, squids, squashed, squandering, squashing, squatters, squamish, squat, squatting, squatters, squatter, squatty, squatting, squats, squash, squashes, squalid, squalor, squale, squarly, squawks, squanders, squall, squander, squatter, squaws, squashers, squazings, squawn, squarks, squark, squang, squap, squaps, squabble, squabbling, squambles, squeak, squeaks, squeaking, squeeze, squees, squest, squests, squire, squires, squiggy, squid, squiggle, squib, squigs, squirm, squirms, squizzy, squist, squishees, squilish, squash, squiff, squealing, squicks, squirl, squirds, squircle, squorgy, wobble, wobbles, wobblier, wobbling, wobbly, wobby, wobblers, wobbled, wobfliness, wobbler, wobboos, wobbs, wobbing, wobly, wobming, wobms, wobps, wobsters, wobster, wobsties, wobts, wobty, wobtz, woby, wobzer, wobzzzz